Sports Movie Quotes You Can Use In Everyday Life

9 10 2008

Since there is absolutely nothing going on in the sports world today (aka, I’m too lazy to look shit up and I don’t want to write about “Pacman” Jones), here are some great sports movie quotes you can use in your everyday life. In case you haven’t figured it out yet, this site is based around a sports movie quote, and a damn good one at that! So…..that pretty much makes me an expert in this department.

As with every conversation, there are stipulations to using movie quotes. Some people do it too often and use the same two or three quotes for months at a time. These are the people still walking around screaming “Yeaaahhhh!!, Okaaaayyy!!, Whaaaat??,” and expecting people to laugh. I’ll be honest, that shit was hilarious when it first came out. But now, the sound of someone belting it out makes me want to kick a puppy or stab a kitten.

One of the main ingredients in using movie quotes, especially sports movie quotes, is variation. Mix that shit up. Don’t scream out “Get him a body bag” everytime someone gets knocked out in a UFC or boxing match. Your friends will hate you and never invite you over for pay-per-view again. Show some originality in your quotation education.

Another important variable is shelf life. That Chapelle Show shit has been repeated too many times by too many annoying people. It is important to find classics and change them up every once in a while.

Tired of getting blank stares from your friends when you say overused quotes like “Yo Adrian!” and “Show me the money!”? Here are a list of quotes, some with clips, and a few scenarios of how they can be used. If quoted properly and in the right context…histarical laughter will ensue:

Karate Kid : At this point, you can get away with anything besides “Wax on wax off.” That phrase has been run into the ground since ’83. I recommend these gems:

         -“Sweep the leg” (always great when referring to any fight. I use it over “Get him a body bag,”  simply beacuse I have run that into the ground since I was 5 years old. See also “Daniel LaRuso’s gonna fight!”)

         -“It must be take a worm for a walk week” (always good when you see a hot chick with some douche)

The Sandlot: There are plenty of golden quotes in this masterpiece.

        -“You’re killin’ me Smalls” (Use this when someone is generally annoying you.)

        -“If my dog were as ugly as you…I’d shave it’s butt and teach it to walk backwards”

 A League Of Their Own:Jimmy Duegan nails about six genius quotes in this movie, pick one.

       -“There’s no crying in baseball” (Yell this at any opposing team when they get hit by a pitch)

       -“Anyone ever tell you, you look like a penis with a little hat on?” (Works for any umpire or ref.)

Varsity Blues:Pretty much anything Tweeder says in this movie is money.These also work:

       -“Fire that fuckin pigskin” or “Show ’em what ya made of” (Make sure you use an over the top country accent.)

Or any of these:

Caddyshack: It’s almost impossible to get through a round of golf without someone quoting this movie. Please, just limit that shit to once per round. Yes it’s funny and relevant, but if you yell “Noonan” while I’m putting, you might end up with an Odyssey up your ass. Just pretend to be Bill Murray on the first hole and call it a day:

I’d write more, but unlike you………I’ve got shit to do pal! (Who am I kidding, I just want to finish watching Days of Thunderon Versus.  “Rubbin’s racin'”)





5 responses

10 10 2008

2 of my all time favorites.

Mighty Ducks II
“Two minutes, well worth it”

Rookie of the Year (take your pick, they’re all gold)
“Gardenhoser!”, “Rossinbagger!”, “RabbleRouser!”, “Runamucker!”

Little Giants (can’t believe you left this one out. your damn site is named after this movie)

“That’s it, I’m leaving the country. I’m going to New Mexico.”

10 10 2008

You forgot, “No one puts Baby in a corner!”

12 10 2008

Major League – You may run like Mayes, but you hit like shit.
Major League II – “You have no marbles”
The Replacements – “Hey Falco, you’re not even a has been, you’re a never will be.”
Bull Durham – “Hey Meat.”
Any Given Sunday – “Some defensive coordinator switched me over to safety, because he said I had quick feet. I’m not made to be tackling 230 lb mother fuckers.”
Rudy – “Rudy…. Rudy…. Rudy…. Rudy”
Field of Dreams – “If you jerk it, it will cum.”
Wait, the quote may be a bit off on that one.

30 11 2008
Mark Terry

Rudy – “Last practice of the season and this asshole thinks it’s the Super Bowl!”

3 12 2010
Wet Saw

the most memorable movie quote that i could think of is the one on Forest Gump ~’-

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