This world traveler is heading out on vacation again this weekend. I’m off to the beautiful, warm and charming city of Pittsburgh. Except it’s really non of those. Look for my beautiful mug on Sunday afternoon in Hienz Field’s South endzone. I’ll be the guy wearing black and gold.
Until then, study up on your Pittsburghese…you jagoffs!
The Annexation Of Puerto Rico 
haha… I thought i saw your mom with a bottle of Jack in the “Pixburgh!” photo album… I like her style… you play the guitar and sing, while she thinks she’s playing the keyboard